Captain dickhead!


-1 Pack of cards

-Drinks at all times!



All cards are scattered face down on a table while everyone sets their drink of choice in front of them. Someone needs to decide who is starting the game off, whoever it is, starts by picking up a card.

The card meanings are as follows:

2 – you. The player gives out a drink.
3 – me. The player drinks.
4 – whores. All girls drink.
5 – last person to slap the table has to drink.
6 – dicks. All guys drink.
7 – heaven. The last person to raise their hand above their head has to drink.
8 – who you hate. Give a drink to someone you don’t like, or if you get along with everyone, just give it to someone at random.
9 – rhyme or reason. The first player says a word and the next player has to say a word that rhymes with it or is associated with it and so on untill someone gets it wrong and has to drink.
10 – social. Everyone drinks.
Jack – waterfall. The player will down as much of their drink as they like and every player has to drink untill the one next to them stops. The circle starts when the player with the jack raises his glass.
Queen – questions. The player looks at the player to their left and asks a question, the player should ignore the question and ask another question to the player to their left and so on, untill someone answers a question and has to drink.
King – categories. The player names a catagory, (ex: type of car) and names one and the person to their left sames one and so one untill someone messes up and has to drink.
Ace – Captain dickhead!!! The player that is lucky enough to get this card has to lick the card and stick it to their fourhead or under their hat so that the face of the card shows. This card holds endless power, and just so you can get more laughs out of this game, I’m going to go more in depth explaing this card than any other.
The dickhead gets to decide if he wants to keep any previous rules any other dickheads have made, if there was another one before him/her during the game. Then they get to make any rules he/she wants. You can add a rule or drop a rule anytime you like but you do need to notify the group.